It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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