I'm laying in your front yard are you home
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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