I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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