he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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