Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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