brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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