atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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