Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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