But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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