You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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