the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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