He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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