I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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