and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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