can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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