Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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