Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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