When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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