Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Is it normal to miss your booty call?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(770): View more from Georgia

I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.

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(708): View more from Illinois

He uses pillows to masturbate.

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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

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(845): View more from New York

I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge

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(810): View more from Michigan

So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.

(810): View more from Michigan

They're like sad pomegranates.

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(631): View more from New York

She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.

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