despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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