There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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