Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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