I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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