i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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