whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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