I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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