Dual....:-)
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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