He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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