Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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