so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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