Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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