Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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