It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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