babies were throwing up all over the place
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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