there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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