if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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