It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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