honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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