i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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