Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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