glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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