I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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