You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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