at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So apparently I’m into choking now
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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