when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Come on in and take your pants off
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