You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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