Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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