were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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