so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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