tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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