We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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