just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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