sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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