I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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