don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
how drunk are you?
Several
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