absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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