Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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